btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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