Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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