her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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