u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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