He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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