im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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