none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
