party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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