Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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