Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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