is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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