that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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