fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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