i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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