Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We talked him into tasing himself.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I want to be your penis for a week.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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