She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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