At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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