So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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