How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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