hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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