may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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