Are we in a gay sports bar?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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