I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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