i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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