I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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