did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize