just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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