Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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