why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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