Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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