Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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