i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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