First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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