That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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