Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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