that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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