He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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