i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm having to shit out rocks
And then he peed in my hair
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