I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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