You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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