I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he fucked my hip out of place.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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