i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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