just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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