The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
either way he was missing a nipple.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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