White coat. Heels.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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