I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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