Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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