My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
birth control should be required to get into college
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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