grandma shit on top of the toilet
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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