Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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