very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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