I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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