how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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