the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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