I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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