But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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