She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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