I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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